So yeah, practically naked.
Naturally, I said I was comfortable with that. I'm just not sure anyone else will be.
Anyway, here's the press release and all the relevant details:

You're invited to The Best Party Ever, a satirical two act play about a keg party followed by an office party consisting of vignettes, sketches, and monologues.
This show ignites onstage with a congo line in the first act and a bunny hop in the second act with a brief intermission where audience members are given free drinks!
Performing: Every Saturday in March @ 5:00 p.m.
Reservations: 212.684.2690
Admission: $24 Includes Two Drinks / $28 Includes Three Drinks
*(Wine, Beer, Cola, Water)*
The Richmond Shepard Theatre
309 E. 26th St. @ 2nd. Ave
Running Time: 1 Hour and 50 minutes
http://www.myspace.com/bestpartyeverysaturday